Leaving for the airport in t-minus 9 minutes, and unless Southwest performs the absolute secular miracle of inflight wi-fi, probably won’t have internet until the hotel later this afternoon. Just wanted to clear a few things up:
1) My suitcase is currently half-empty. If you want me to try to smuggle Elmo or early-model spacecrafts home for you, just give me a yell.
2) I have never been so happy to wake up at 4:00 in the goddamn morning.
3) The sleep-deprived blogging/live-tweeting will commence when next I find the internet. Be prepared.
4) What do we say to the god of rain? Not today! (Sleep-deprived me may make even more unnecessary Game of Thrones references than well-rested me. We shall see.)